There was a very cautious man,
who never laughed or cried.
He never risked, he never lost,
he never won nor tried.
And when he one day passed away,
his insurance was denied,
For since he never really lived,
they claimed he never died.
- Unknown

How are you all?

Missing me quite lot. Yeah I know.

Anyway.

LET US REBEGIN.

What temptation any team should avoid after loosing world cup match to weaker side?

PLEASE DO NOT KILL YOUR COACH.

(Though I am trying to laugh it out but I am very much saddened by the death of Bob Woolmer and I think continuing world cup after this is ridiculous)

By the way how are you all? Where are you?

Hope you will forgive me for my long abscence.

I am going to come back

Who has left me during my prolonged absence and who have remained with me?

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS.
How are U?

Sorry for being away for long time without giving you any clue.

Bad news is that I will be away for 10 more days.
Though I will try to get in touch every time I will get time within these ten days.:D

Love to those who have still remained in my good list of friends.

Wish to be back as soon as possible.
Take care of yourself, your dear ones and my blog.:p

Two weeks ago was my fortieth birthday, and I wasn't feeling
too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife
would be pleasant and say ? Happy Birthday,?
and would probably have a present for me. She didn't even say ? Good Morning,? let alone any ?Happy Birthday.?
I thought, ? Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember.?The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said,
Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.?
So I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said,
You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday,
let's go to lunch, just you and me.? I said, ?By George,
that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.?
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
we went out into the country to a little private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said,
You know, it's such a beautiful day.
We don't need to go back to the office, do we??
I said, No, I guess not.? She said, Let's go to my apartment.?
After arriving at her apartment she said, Boss, if you don't mind,
I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.?
Sure,? I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and,
in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.
All were singing. Happy Birthday? and there on the couch I sat... naked. And that is why I fired my secretary!

(Please note that it is JUST a JOKE. Not my personal story.)

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right.
Albert Guinon

IS IT MANDATE AGAINST IRAQ WAR AND BUSH?

(Good morning all, please kindly take note that my top twenty of this week is coming tomorrow )

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over one million descendents.

Be rat in thinking atleast.